When Steve Martin submitted "Happy Birthday Mozart" and I opened it to find "Happy Birthday" in the style of Wofgang Amadeus Mozart, it brightened my day so much that... ...I had to get in on the act and I contributed "Happy Birthday Scott" and (as a pre-emptive strike also "Happy Birthday John"). Steve liked the ragtime theme and produced "Birthday Syncopation" to celebrate his wife's birthday as well as "Happy Birthday Claude". Then in an exciting new development of this theme, Gary Jon Cooper has contributed the dramatic "Happy Birthday Sergei" It is now too late for talented friends of MOZART to just 'let it be', as is shown clearly by Jeroen Neve's mellow "Happy Birthday Mother Mary" (which takes its name from a lyric rather than a composer, presumably as we already have "Happy Birthday John"). All of which has prompted Bill Smith to send in a piece he wrote 10 years ago under the tile of "Hammy Birthday" - shades of "Happy Birthday George Fredric"? Any more birthdays, anyone? David Webber